A common notion among amateur astronomers is that the act of buying a new piece of kit will trigger something unwanted – usually a few days of rain – which will prevent you from using the new toy as soon as you get it home.
A couple of weeks ago I set myself up for this, but I got a few nights of sort-of-clear weather instead. Whoever runs the new kit curse had a more fiendish plan in store for me: on the first night of clear weather (June 22/23) I spent much of the time trying to configure the optical train – off-axis guider, filter wheel, automated focuser, and camera – and wasn’t having much luck with the settings across all devices. I gave up when the clouds began to gather around 1 am, shut everything down, and staggered across the lawn with the fully-assembled train to deal with the problems I had uncovered. That was the preamble to the curse.
Once inside I headed for the dining room table, navigating an obstacle course created to keep my daughter’s dog (old, half-blind, and incontinent) out of mischief. As I was stepping over a low stool I suddenly found I was standing in a cold puddle (see the dog’s problems, above) and jerked a little (ok, maybe a lot) in surprise, then promptly fell forward, still carrying the optical train. It’s worth a bit, so I twisted around to protect it, which put my shin hard against the edge of the top of the maple stool. Reader, I crunched and bruised a bone. It’s a painful thing to do, short of actually breaking it..
It’s been over two full weeks, and I just finished a course of antibiotics, but I’m still on painkillers rather than on my feet. I’m told this can go on for several weeks (or even months) more.
So this time around my form of the New Kit Curse is that I have new equipment ready to use, fairly decent weather, but great difficulty in getting outside and actually using it. Somehow that feels worse than rainy weather! Aaaargh!

